Rules

1. It is always going to happen on the white onesie.

I think

that in your (crap what are those things called…..) ah yes birthing classes, they should tell you, before your first kid that is,(of course that is when most of us take them) anyyyyhoo, they should tell you to cherish your last days of not being a mother.  Not that I want not to be a [...]

Kleenex? We don’t need no stinkin’ Kleenex…

Not when you have Mom.  Ahh kid snot.
OR
Snit, which is the combination, snot & spit.
Either make getting ready to leave for work fun.

First Christmas

for Ben is over and done with.  I don’t have pictures yet, as we left the camera at Grandma’s house.  D’oh.  But maybe she will upload some for me and I will get some for y’all out here soon.  It was a great day, and Ben made out like a bandit.  Luckily I thought as [...]

Should be getting ready

for the retreat that I have planned for a commitee I chair, that we have all day tomorrow. But what am I doing. Blogging.
D’oh
Especaily D’oh, as if I don’t get my crappola together before tomorrow, there will be some who read this at the retreat and know exactly why I am so [...]

Does it scare you away?

when I pop in that little widget over there and say hi to you?
‘cuz I think it does.
Here is my example:
[18:58] jenn_7796: Hello meeboguest
[18:58] Meebo Message: meeboguest767446 has left your page
I am not(but man would it be funny in a freaky sort of way) sitting there looking at my meebo, waiting for people to read [...]

All he wants for Xmas….

is another baby.
So I know when I pose questions via my blog not many people respond.  Buttttt I am going to do it anyway.
What do you think the ideal spacing for kiddos is?

Cool things…

I get to say now that I am a Mom….
Ben, don’t chew on the toilet.
(I am hoping to remember to add some more to this category as I find new and crazy shit rolling off my tongue.)

So how’s Ben?

This is the number one most asked of Jenny and D in the last 9 months.  Not that I mind.  I love talking about my kid, just give me a chance to get rolling, you will learn things you never thought you would know(if you aren’t a parent, if you are a parent, you probably [...]

Christmas Presents…

I have yet to purchase one present.
So the question I have for you all, blogworld, is if you have any sure things. Here are the people I am looking for:
Newly Married brother and sister in- law: Got pretty much everything under the sun for the wedding, or for showers…
17 year old brother: Told me [...]